Sporadic Thoughts of a Wandering Mind

• i think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.


• nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.


• i totally take back all those times i didn't wan to nap when i was younger


• there is a great need for a sarcasm font.


• map quest really needs to start their directions on #5, i'm pretty sure i know how to get out of my neighborhood


• obituaries would be more interesting if they told how the person died.


• bad decisions make good stories


• the moment WILL strike at work when you realize you won't do anything productive for the rest of the day


• i get nervous when word asks "do you want to save changes" to my 10 page document when i know i have not made any changes


• i hate leaving my house looking good when no one important sees my efforts


• i think the freezer deserves a little light too


• except for my home, i believe that most kisses begin with a beer in stead of "every kiss begins with kay"


• i wish google maps had "avoid ghetto" routing options


• have you ever watched a favorite childhood movie and realized that you had no idea what the heck was going on that first time (also goes for songs)


• i love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. stay strong, brothers and sister!


• there's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far


• how many miles have been walked by the people who "search the whole house" looking for an item in their hands

edited from a submission from my buddies in fort riley, ks